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What happened to the lizard in the from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

There was once a puppy called May from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!

Did you hear about the boy who from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.

One goldfish to his tankmate If theres from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

What is a buttress A female goat from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What is a buttress? A female goat.

How should you treat a baby goatLike from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

Did you hear about the whale who from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!

Whats at the end of Moby DickA from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!

Why did the gray whale go on from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

What kind of whale fliesPilot whales Various from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!

Why did the whale like the diverBecause from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!

Why dont whales eat sushi very oftenOf from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

What is a whales favorite TV showFlukes from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

Why did the whale cross the road from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

What is a dolphins favorite TV show from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

What kind of noise annoys an oyster from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What lives in the ocean is grouchy from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

Are shellfish warm No theyre clammy Various from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!